Balshaw

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This name is set in mid lakeland history as a prominent family. Before this the name Balshaw was also found in America, an individual whom was influential in the Ku Klux Klan movement. The first documented account of balshaw in modern britain was when a young ernest balshaw was arressted for acts of beastiality against a herdwick sheep. Balshaw is a norse derivitive of a the modern word "mentalist spastic" and is often found in families that represent this. Balshaw is often found in slang cumbrian for "twat with a camera" or is widley used shortened in the form as Bal-lend for describing a person who has an unhealthy relationship with modern technological developments. It is interesting to point that the B and S in Balshaw also stand for 'Bullshit.'

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You F*****g Balshaw!

Oh my god is that a Balshaw!

Oh no he went all Balshaw on me!

Balshaw by LakeHistorian March 28, 2010

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Will Mark Bagshaw

a well oiled machine that dominates the females. unfortunately the middle name Mark means you definitely have a small willy.

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ballhawk

One who chases down baseballs at professional baseball games.

The Ballhawk caught Sammy Sosa's 61st home run ball.

ballhawk by john witt August 7, 2007

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baldhawk

A mohawk as worn by a balding man. The net effect is a small vertical strip of hair on the back of a man's head, as he has lost all hair on the top of his head.

"Check out the baldhawk on the guy."
"Meh, at least it's not a rat tail."

baldhawk by Toxin July 24, 2008

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bashawn davis

A scrawny Black male, bi-sexual if not totally homosexual. Loves to take without asking especially men (see Homosexual Rape) insecure and comical.

That dude, bashawned me while I was changing into my hockey gear said Marcus.

bashawn davis by F-$ April 19, 2005

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belshaw

a biblical legend often written out of conventional bibles because he overshadowed jesus

god: "get belshaw out of the book hes makin us all look rubbish"

belshaw by jon belshaw December 15, 2008

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Bagshaw

The coolest guy in the world and humanity will fall with out him

"the is you last question to win 1 million pounds. Who is the coolest guy in the world" "Oh thats easy. Its clearly Bagshaw

Bagshaw by evenity August 14, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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