Balshaw

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This name is set in mid lakeland history as a prominent family. Before this the name Balshaw was also found in America, an individual whom was influential in the Ku Klux Klan movement. The first documented account of balshaw in modern britain was when a young ernest balshaw was arressted for acts of beastiality against a herdwick sheep. Balshaw is a norse derivitive of a the modern word "mentalist spastic" and is often found in families that represent this. Balshaw is often found in slang cumbrian for "twat with a camera" or is widley used shortened in the form as Bal-lend for describing a person who has an unhealthy relationship with modern technological developments. It is interesting to point that the B and S in Balshaw also stand for 'Bullshit.'

Oh no youv done a balshaw

You F*****g Balshaw!

Oh my god is that a Balshaw!

Oh no he went all Balshaw on me!

Balshaw by LakeHistorian March 28, 2010

Words you can keep

Will Mark Bagshaw

a well oiled machine that dominates the females. unfortunately the middle name Mark means you definitely have a small willy.

Will Mark Bagshaw is a predator

Will Mark Bagshaw by Will Mark Bagshaw is a pedo November 5, 2020

Related Words

Balshaw • belshaw • Bagshaw • Bagshaw’d • baldhawk • Ballhawk Mode • BALSAWOD • balshaan • balshan • balsharak

ballhawk

One who chases down baseballs at professional baseball games.

The Ballhawk caught Sammy Sosa's 61st home run ball.

ballhawk by john witt August 7, 2007

baldhawk

A mohawk as worn by a balding man. The net effect is a small vertical strip of hair on the back of a man's head, as he has lost all hair on the top of his head.

"Check out the baldhawk on the guy."
"Meh, at least it's not a rat tail."

baldhawk by Toxin July 24, 2008

bashawn davis

A scrawny Black male, bi-sexual if not totally homosexual. Loves to take without asking especially men (see Homosexual Rape) insecure and comical.

That dude, bashawned me while I was changing into my hockey gear said Marcus.

bashawn davis by F-$ April 19, 2005

belshaw

a biblical legend often written out of conventional bibles because he overshadowed jesus

god: "get belshaw out of the book hes makin us all look rubbish"

belshaw by jon belshaw December 15, 2008

Bagshaw

The coolest guy in the world and humanity will fall with out him

"the is you last question to win 1 million pounds. Who is the coolest guy in the world" "Oh thats easy. Its clearly Bagshaw

Bagshaw by evenity August 14, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026