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ball-pisser 

Someone who's dick is so small, when they pee, they piss on their balls.
Girl #1: How was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Girl #2: We got back to my place, but the sex was terrible, he was a total ball-pisser.
Girl#1: That small!?!?!!

Guy: Let's take this back to my room.
Girl: Alright.
(The two enter the room)
Guy: I have to warn you though, I'm a total ball-pisser.
Girl: I'm sure its not that small, show me.
(guy pulls down pants)
Girl: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Guy: You don't have to laugh, it's not that small.
Girls: YES IT IS!!!
ball-pisser by Ron Tacandong April 14, 2014

Pissed on that ball 

In baseball, when a batter hits the baseball with power. This type of hit normally results in a home run, however, it need not be a home run. It could be just a powerful hit!
At the Giants game Friday night, Cody Ross absolutely pissed on that ball.