Bahnu 

Said in place of "It's not that you think"
If something is a 'Bahnu' --> whatever you think it is...it's NOT that.

*Jason walks in on his best friend sleeping with his girlfriend*

Jason: "Hey Sarah...WHAT THE F**K!?!"
Chris: "BAHNU!!!"
Jason: "...?"
Chris: "Err It's not that you think!!!"

Bahnu by Shaun Kody May 17, 2008

Bahnu 

That one chick that is way too trusting and takes everything at face value. Sarcasm and dry humor miss her at the first shot, but once she gets it she laughs her ass off.

Man: makes a very dry comment/joke/pun
Bahnu: takes it at face value...

Man: ...
Bahnu: pauses... thinks... gets the joke... laughs harder than anyone.

Bahnu by CableTV86 October 3, 2020

Barnum Statement 

A Barnum Statement is a phrase used by conmen (for example a psychic) to try and make people think they have some deep insight into their psychology or life.
They are also commonly used in horoscopes

Barnum Statements are statements which most people will agree with, regarding themselves, while not realizing that almost every other person will also agree with them regarding their own lives

examples are:
"you have a good sense of humor, but not everyone sees it"
"you tend to think about things before taking action"
"You have had some major challenges in your life"
"you recently had a disagreement with someone you care for"

"The psychic told me that I was quite intelligent, but other people dont always see it"
"Sounds like she was just feeding you a Barnum Statement"

Barnum Statement by DutchCappedCrusader June 12, 2014

Bahnut 

A bad nut

I was eating some peanuts when I discovered a bahnut

Bahnut by Mr Dove February 11, 2019

Banuelos 

Only the coolest motherfucking last name on the planet. Legendary.

When no one is there for you, the Banuelos will be there.
We stick together and defend each other.
Banuelos are passionate latin people.

Bro: " You a Banuelos?
Dude: Hell yeah Bro!

Banuelos by Ricosuave777 June 3, 2017

barnus

a person who is not welcome; an incident resulting in unattractive consequences for one, many or all; to sabotage, injure or attack. in general, to make any situation worse.

stop being such a barnus. we're going to miss our plane!

barnus by missniche March 2, 2011

Banunu

Banunu means friend in the fish language. The word has been used in an episode of 'Teen Titans GO!' where the ghost of the fish says banunu to Starfire.

Look at my new banunu

Banunu by MilitaM November 24, 2017