Bag system

A system or nomenclature used for labeling the intensity of ugly a given woman is subject to. A woman can be ugly on one of any three levels. First, the single-bagger, or a woman ugly enough to merit one bag over the head during intercourse; Second, the two-bagger, or a woman who is so ugly that a bag is needed to be put over both her head and yours during intercourse, and finally, the three-bagger; a woman so entirely atrocious that not only do both you and her necessitate bags over your heads during intercourse, but so does anyone who may (god forbid) be looking in through the window.

God damn, man,on the bag system, Chloe is without a doubt a three-bagger, that bitch is hideous!

Bag system by Adrian Zmed October 22, 2006

Double Bag System 

When someone is sexy by the body but ugly ass fuck in the face, so you use the double bag system. One bag in their head and one bag in yours, just in case theirs falls off.

Bitch was so ugly I had to use the double bag system

Double Bag System by Roxybby25 December 3, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004