Bad Sit 

This is a fart that instead of dispelling out of your ass and traveling safely up your back for everyone to partake, it takes the dreaded turn upward over your cock and balls. Not only do you get the full brunt of the horrific blast, but you can now guarentee you won't be on the receiving end of any Road Head.

Kieth was in the truck and he had a bad sit that made his cock and balls smell like shit.

Bad Sit by Large Sausage February 28, 2008

making the best of a bad situation

To take any situation and then murder all the participants except the protagonist for no reason other than a lust for bloodshed and violence. The protagonist is in no way at fault for murdering, or through action or inaction causing all the other participants to be murdered, maimed or otherwise have harm come to their persons.

Mat: "Gaz why did you just disarm those weak starving villagers and send them through the choke point to fight a squad of well trained battle hardened, armed to the teeth dark elf warriors? Their blood is on your hands"

Gaz: "It's not my fault man, I was just making the best of a bad situation"

making the best of a bad situation by William of the Wet Willie August 13, 2006

bad sitch 

a bad situation.

person 1: " I really messed up my leg last night:
person 2: " oh boy, thats a bad sitch"

orr
" a sad bitch is a bad sitch, a bad sitch will equal a sad bitch"

bad sitch by COOKIEMONSTERBRAINS January 20, 2009

bad situation

the best song made in the naruto ost besides from the sad flute song or something like that
it plays in naruto when someone is getting their ass beat or something is wrong for example it played when Sakura and naruto thought sasuke got kidnapped by them bitches that took over the arena

person a: what is your favorite song
person b: I love the bad situation song from naruto
person a: … *piano sounds*

bad situation by sazuke August 23, 2022