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Bad Cookie 

Noun.
Rebel. Reject with style.

"The mold is set, and the frame is pulled, the cookie is baked. This one is wrong, refused to conform by nature or choice. It is tossed aside; a bad cookie is made.
The imperfect rebel. Outcast by idealists, smeared in the name of the quintessential. Called unworthy. Undignified. Damaged. Dismissed by the high-minded.
Yet the Bad Cookie does not crumble, it stands in defiance —wayward, unyielding, and unafraid to challenge the perfect gloss of the world. Eccentric and the odd cookie gone wrong. Extraordinary. Offbeat. Irregular. A curiosity. An oddity. An omen. No apologizes. The dare. The rebel. It’s the storm on the horizon."

Used in: As used publicly by Bad Cookie Brand - an independent fashion label that channels the "bad cookie" ethos into rebellious apparel, mythic storytelling, and unapologetic chaos.

Adopted from: phases and uses are used in everyday use and works by the author that created the phrase and defined the meaning of bad cookie and will be in soon to be published novels, throughout many works, in the near future.
"She is one bad cookie."
Bad Cookie by VerdantSeahorse September 4, 2025

Badookieflonkered 

Synonym for shocked or surprised, Badookieflonkered is the act of being shocked in a rather silly manner, Badookieflonkered can be used as a slur against disabled people
“Kid in purple was badookieflonkered”
Badookieflonkered by EmEfDeEf December 28, 2021
A very large and bad smelling turd that took a lot of sweat and effort to get out. A combination of the words Bad and Dookie.
Conversational Example:
You: Why are you all Sweaty?
Me: Don't go in there for 30 to 45 minutes because I just laid a Badookie.
badookie by Mike E. Hunt November 29, 2007

badookiedonk

"I look like badookiedonk today"
badookiedonk by No0neHer3 November 22, 2021
Shitting on your nemesis chest you like
It's a secret move almost like a Cleavland steamer.

It's derived from shitting on yer best friends chest in a great battle! And saying "badookie!"

Best move is eating a lot of lentils and having coffee and milk.
Badookie by anonymous February 22, 2023
When you fart and it passes through your dick and balls
Oh man I just badookied right now
Badookie by Badookieking May 27, 2024
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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