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A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance
"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard
by The Bacon Wizard February 15, 2014
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