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Bacon Fist 

A mixture of salad croutons, beef jerky and shredded cheese.

The Bacon Fist, although sounding like a crude sexual maneuver is actually based in the culinary world. A delicious party favor or snack for road trips.
"wow i could truly go for the bacon fist right now, i'm so hungry."

"Hey Mrs. Guitard, Would you please pass the bacon fist, what kind of croutons are in here? ceaser? excellent, thanks!"
Bacon Fist by Matthew67 May 2, 2008
A bacony, fishy entity that is so amazing that it immediately disproves the notion of a god. By law if you find bacon fish you have to put it back in the sea. Baconfish are distinguishable by their bacony but yet, still fishy characteristics and are prone to swimming in groups of two or four. Groups of baconfish are known as rashers of baconfish rather than schoals of baconfish.
I saw a big rasher of baconfish today, there were four of them... ...I'm now an athiest.

baconist 

An individual with a deep and abiding devotion to all things bacon. This can involve total immersion in the bacon lifestyle or a simple and abiding love of the bacon food group. Baconists often join online communities to share their love of the food group and create themed gifs and memes to celebrate all things bacon.
Kurt was not merely a casual consumer of a BLT sandwich, he was well known as a baconist.
baconist by Flossdada March 7, 2016

baconista 

A purveyor, seller, or otherwise pusher of bacon in the ready to eat rather than uncooked state.

One who baconifies baconify or baconizes baconize.
Sausage won't do this morning. I have to go see my baconista.
baconista by Pops946 August 6, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004