Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.

Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.

Backwards Sandwich by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012

Backyard Sandwich 

A sandwhich consisting of multiple items in ones backyard.A sandwich made of bread,dead leaves,dog poop, tree branches,and grass.

When we found out Chris was drunk,we decided to make him a Backyard Sandwich for the fun of it.

Backyard Sandwich by urban space cowboy February 19, 2011