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Bachelor Alert

Noun. Singular.
Indicates that there is a strong presence of multiple, beautiful women, large quantities of junk food, and/or frivolous spending of money by a male twenty-something living by himself.
i.e. "Oh snap! Brian's got three hot babes at his place! AND I just saw him walk out of Food Mart with six bags of Dorito's, ten two-liter Pepsi's, and...oh my god...HE RENTED A STRETCH LIMO just to go shopping THREE BLOCKS AWAY! BACHELOR ALERT!!!"
by Commander Proteus January 1, 2012
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