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Baby Bonus

A baby bonus is the Australian government's answer to all of Australia's problems. Originally intended to assist parents of newborns with the costs associated with having a new baby, it was the brainwave of then Treasurer, Peter Costello.

Having most likely never associated with the Hoi-Polloi, it perhaps didn't occur to him that this would encourage bogans to start breeding more than ever before and there has since been a rise in bogan numbers of pandemic proportions.
Dazza: Hey Shazza, ya got me 10 bucks I lent you last dole payment?

Shazza: Nar, they ran out of the done down at the chemist warehouse, had to go to the normal place and they don't sell generic down there so it cost me an extra 10 bucks. I know, we'll just get me knocked up and get that baby bonus off centrelink!

Dazza (after giving Shazza black eye): Yeah orright.
by Brown Trash February 8, 2010
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Bonus baby

1. The unwanted child
2. What’s parents call their accidental child
by SleepyAlchemist69 July 15, 2019
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Baby Bones

A young skeleton, typically referred to with Sans the Skeleton or The Great Papyrus
Papyrus: "In my opinion... junior jumble is easily the hardest."
Sans: "what? really, dude? that easy-peasy word scramble? that's for baby bones."
by Brational May 11, 2018
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babybonesadien

Babybonesadien is friends with fellow social media star, Fairly_Parker otherwise known as Ugh.Its.Skittles. He started Musical.ly in mid-2016 and struck fame recently in 2018. He is known as a semi-famous trans icon, youtuber, and cosplayer.
Did you see the recent cosplay by babybonesadien?
by rileyizachild July 3, 2018
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