BLITW

1) Best Lover In The World. A term given to a lover in hopes of convincing them of undying affection.

2) Biggest Liar In The World. The truth about the lover who uses the term loosely.

I told her she was the BLITW in order to score points. But I was the BLITW for being dishonest.

by cainiarb March 7, 2009

BLITCH

BLITCH (n)(gender neutral): A Black Witch (Conjurer/Rootworker/Hoodoosaint) using knowledge of African thought, African/Afrodiasporic spiritual practice, Divination, Ancestral veneration, and African healing modalities to heal and fortify themselves, their elders, their peers, and the next generation of children to be.

The phrase was coined by Daizy Latifah of The AfroMystic.com, due to the co-opting of Black religious traditions by colonizers and cultural appropriators.

I don't know what all them basic witches are doing over there with that sage and that crystal wand, but THESE BLITCHES OVER HERE? They know their shit!

"#BLITCH!!!"

by TheAfroMystic November 6, 2018

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.

When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011

blitzo

epic imp from helluva boss

blitzo adopted Loona

by :D Jevil grill September 26, 2020

Blitch 66

n. rock n roll clothing company started in NYC & Hollywood early in the new Millenium. Born out of rebellion and a hatred for Ed Hardy. pretty much the coolest T- Shirt line since Deth Killers of Bushwick.

if you're 555 them I'm Blitch 66.

by cure4affliction March 15, 2009

The Curse of the Blitz

The Curse of the Blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. It is unclear whether the person's presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. What is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be passed from one person to another.

Man1: Dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.

Man2: Aw, man...

Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.

by rhastings88 November 30, 2010

Brown Blitz

When one person defecates into the mouth of another, while that person masturbates vigorously.

After eating all those beans and laxatives, it was a great night for the brown blitz!

by Libnut buttchunk April 15, 2020