BILWO

Bed I'd Like (to) Wank On. As the name says, a bed (usually another person's) that somone desires to lie on and masturbate.

Hey dawg, hayley's bed was so soft, comfy and hidden away- a total BILWO!

by Baron Von Ironmaggot July 26, 2009

BillOntario

An overweight homosexual Canadian who spends his entire life posting on ESPN message boards, with the sole purpose of interrupting conversations between other users by posting messages of extreme length and massive character count.

BillOntario: FACT.

Other User: Time to leave. Bill is here to spam.

by Bucman October 19, 2011

Biltong Boobies

Breasts that are like 3 dried up pieces of beef

Flat crusty dangling lumps of meat

Damn girl you got you some nasty biltong boobies

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

billosophy

the philosophy of one named bill

bills motto is "when in doubt, rub one out" just another one of his billosophys

by billyp01 September 5, 2009

Bilson

A classy way to say bong.

Jenkins I do say, it is a swell day for a Bilson!

by Arron James March 10, 2021

Billo The Clown

Another name for Bill O'Reilly, who is well-known for his lies and distortions. Invented by Keith Olbermann.

Billo The Clown, Today's Worst Person of The World

by GOPhater May 14, 2010

billow buffer

Someone that constantlly talks a lot of shit, but doesn't know what their saying.

Tom-I have a kia that is a 24 cylinder.

Bill- No you billow buffer thats a 24 valve.

by the corn squeezer June 26, 2010