B&E Shoes 

Shoes that the common black male would wear such as AIR Jordans and Air Force Ones, termed B&E shoes by Law Enforcement for the fact that many of the scenes of a burgulary will have a AIR Jordan or Air Force One foot prints in the dirt

Detective: The Evidence Technician just told me he photographed a couple of B&E shoes prints in the dirt by the window. Cop: im not at all surprised at all.

B&E Shoes by FlintEastWood December 28, 2011

You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes. 

1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.

2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.

Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars"
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."

You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes. by Sheppison September 18, 2010