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Girl: ohMYgod, is that a b mills over there??!!
Reply: um no, b mills is oneuvakinda.
by The Z aka Mish April 4, 2010
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1. To impersonate someone so whole-hardily you start thinking you're that person, but you have actually embarrassed yourself in front of everyone.

2. Trying to impress a member of the opposite sex, but being too incoherent to realize that you are not good looking.
1. "What a b-mills, he just needs to leave"

2. "That guy just pulled a b-mills on that girl"
by brown bomber2010 February 10, 2010
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