Axton, VA 

A very small town located in southern Virginia. You won't find much there except for a bunch of farms and trailor parks. Axton just got it's first stoplight a couple years ago. Only other thing is a post office, a not-so-good resturaunt, elementary school and 4738056271 small baptist churches. Everybody knows everybody in Axton! The people there are somewhat friendly; just watch out for drunks walking the roads at night! For fun in Axton there is plenty of farm land to go ride fourwheelers on and go muddin and hunt and throw field parties in the summer. That's pretty much it.

Guy 1: Hey man! you wanna go muddin this weekend down in Axton, VA??

Guy 2:Yeah I know a farm we could go to!

Axton, VA by youdontknowme2 February 27, 2011

Anton Van Staaden

This guy has been bust doing it to his dogs while on drugs. Typically a SA aspergers case. Really gay man but pretends to be mentally disadvantaged and an emotionally basket case. In love with his housemate & porn. Drinks toilet water and alcohol excessively. Dishonesty and sadistic sums up an Anton. Most entitled person you'll even meet. Paranoid the world is planning revenge on him. Cant keep a friend or partner. RED FLAGS!!! Probably a serial killer. Should be featured on Police File. This guy hides behind a camera with picturing everyone naked. An embarrassing example of the apex species.

I met the most needy person today!
"It must have been Anton Van Staaden"

Anton Van Staaden by The Noogie October 25, 2019