Axton, VA

A very small town located in southern Virginia. You won't find much there except for a bunch of farms and trailor parks. Axton just got it's first stoplight a couple years ago. Only other thing is a post office, a not-so-good resturaunt, elementary school and 4738056271 small baptist churches. Everybody knows everybody in Axton! The people there are somewhat friendly; just watch out for drunks walking the roads at night! For fun in Axton there is plenty of farm land to go ride fourwheelers on and go muddin and hunt and throw field parties in the summer. That's pretty much it.

Guy 1: Hey man! you wanna go muddin this weekend down in Axton, VA??

Guy 2:Yeah I know a farm we could go to!

Axton, VA by youdontknowme2 February 27, 2011

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Anton Van Staaden

This guy has been bust doing it to his dogs while on drugs. Typically a SA aspergers case. Really gay man but pretends to be mentally disadvantaged and an emotionally basket case. In love with his housemate & porn. Drinks toilet water and alcohol excessively. Dishonesty and sadistic sums up an Anton. Most entitled person you'll even meet. Paranoid the world is planning revenge on him. Cant keep a friend or partner. RED FLAGS!!! Probably a serial killer. Should be featured on Police File. This guy hides behind a camera with picturing everyone naked. An embarrassing example of the apex species.

I met the most needy person today!
"It must have been Anton Van Staaden"

Anton Van Staaden by The Noogie October 25, 2019

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

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Cheeks

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(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
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"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
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Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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