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awesomegasm 

(n): an overwhelming flush of excitement and enthusiasm brought on by the recipient's discovery of something awesome.
When I found out that Nate has a sword, I had an awesomegasm!

Guy One: "Have you seen Rambo?"

Guy Two: "Hell yeah!"

Guy One: "That movie gave me such an awesomegasm"
awesomegasm by coreystoryteller April 21, 2010

awesomism 

The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."
Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?

Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.
awesomism by Coach Ken April 22, 2008

Awesomism 

Someone who doesn’t know how to swim who thinks that they are so awesome and praise themselves so highly that they believe that they themselves are god, they try to walk on water and drown due to the fact that they cannot swim.
Father at the funeral: “how did my son die?”
The friend: “you see he was into awesomism, so he believed that he could walk on water.”
Father: “but he couldn’t.”
The friend: “I know, but he thought he could.”
Father: “what idiot came up with that word awesomism anyways?”
The friend: “your son before he died.”
(n.) When something is so unbelievably cute that it leads you to say "awe." A play on the idea that orgasms are an extreme state of pleasure, "awegasm" represents a moment when one is overcome by an extreme level of cuteness.

(adj.) Awegasmic.
When I stopped at the pet store today I had an awegasm while I was playing with the kitties.

Upon seeing my girlfriend's new facebook default, I had an awegasm. :3
awegasm by AKnightAlone August 17, 2010

awesomasity

The degree to which something is awesome.
Doug Yancey Funnie's awesomasity is very high.
awesomasity by Tea Man September 22, 2008

Awesotastic

It's the superior definition to awesome and fantastic. Used only when awesome or fantastic doesn't cover how you feel.
That last play of the Colt's game was awesotastic!
Awesotastic by youllneverknow13 November 17, 2009