Awaylable 

Typical behavior on Microsoft Teams, where you change your status to either 'Away', 'Busy', 'Do not disturb', 'Be right back' or 'Appear offline', while in practical terms being highly available by responding to all the fun messages.

You can ping me anytime. I am not offline, I am awaylable...

Awaylable by Teams-member May 12, 2021

This video is not available in your country.  

The most annoying message on any video sharing site.

Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!

This video is not available in your country. by <lange> October 30, 2008

analable

A woman who has such a nice ass, she is deemed "analable". ie. good enough for the anal sex.

Can also apply to men if you lean that way (which you probably do)

"Man, that Jenny is SO analable"

analable by James Thompson April 21, 2006

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International] 

Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"

random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International] by Jason Brandt January 21, 2008

emotionally available

Something that doesn't exist in this generation.

Person A:Hey wanna be in a relationship?

Person B: yeah! I have no other traumas that will affect this relationship! So I am emotionally available.

emotionally available by CatWithJeans February 13, 2021

abailable 

adjective
not otherwise occupied;
free to do something unless something better comes up

Yeah, I'm abailable for brunch.

abailable by misselaineus May 19, 2018

Awailable 

Used when you're away from your desk, but haven't gone far - If someone needs you, they should come and find you.
Usually used if there is a chance that you might need to render assistance to someone in a hurry, and your reason for being away is flexible and not so important that you can't leave it or even cancel it altogether.

"I'm awailable - just getting a snack from the kitchen."
"They should still be in the building - they said they were awailable. Probably just chatting with a friend."
"I'm getting some lunch. Seeing as you have that important call, consider me awailable if you need assistance, and I'll come help you out. I'll be down the hall."

Awailable by Zodarian January 7, 2013