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Masturbation by using your penis and anal rectum, the act of masturbating by inserting your penis into your anus.
You can stick your tool in your booty hole.

By not submitting that final reported to your boss, you autoanaled.
autoanal by Fleo Black September 9, 2010

AutoCADaver 

What occurs to a person's computer after AutoCAD crashes from lack of video processing capabilty.
Where'd that object go? Wait... what the fuck?! Runtime error? Oh this piece of shit is about to become an AutoCADaver! Where's my bat??
AutoCADaver by 12 Gauge Surgeon March 18, 2010

autoandrophilia 

A paraphilia where a biological female is sexually aroused by seeing herself as a man.
Autoandrophilia exists.
autoandrophilia by dv689 March 28, 2020

automanual 

Something that happens both automatically and manually. One step short of automagically, it still requires human intervention to do an automatic process. Typcially used in the computer world for data processing procedures.
I can only make it happen automanually because the end user has to choose which server it needs to go to.
automanual by scriptertcl April 16, 2011

autoandrophilia 

A sexual paraphilia where a biological female is sexually aroused by seeing herself as a man.
"Phoebe turns on everytime she puts on men's clothes due to her autoandrophilia. She is not a trans boy"
autoandrophilia by dv689 March 27, 2020

Autohandjoben 

Noun.
A handjob that you give to yourself when your girlfriend is away
My girl couldn't come over last night, so I did an autohandjoben
Autohandjoben by McFartyChicken September 17, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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