Austin Lee Knecht's are typically disgusting and eat their own poop. Along with chasing after women who are ten leagues above themselves, a high consumption of chocolate milk can be found within them. Many Austin's tend to be passionate homosexuals and jerk off to minion yaoi. Usually Austin Lee Knecht's moms are milfs (The whole football team thinks they're hot). When at Chuck-E-Cheeses, Austin Lee Knecht's tend to say "U a gay ass nigga" along with having large feminine asses in skintight trackpants. They also hate anybody with au(s)tism and disabilities.
by Cockmeat Hoagie March 14, 2017