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August school

The process of starting the regular school year in August. School used to start in September (after Labor Day) until some fanatical teachers decided that maybe it'd be a good idea to start school before Labor Day. Many inconsiderate, unloving parents agreed with these wicked teachers and it wasn't long before the crimes started being committed all over the United States. Now some schools begin as early as the first week of August.
Kid #1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kid #2: What's the problem?
Kid #1: School starts tomorrow, August 9, and it's back to homework, tests, and torture! And it's 100 degrees outside and they have no A.C.
Kid #2: I don't know which is worse - Saturday school, summer school, or August school!
Kid #1: August school (good name) is the worst!
Kid #2: My school still starts in September. Poor you!
August school by Boxcar Bob October 17, 2008
Words you can keep

North Augusta high school 

This is a bitch ass school out principal took the trash cans away and told us not to litter we got two fat ass parking lots one of them has a bunch of pot holes and people do burnouts in it and throw rocks every where and there only one way out and in both parking lots so at the end of the day it's a mf cluster fuck one time I got a whole day of iss because there aren't enough seats they said I was trying to instigate a fight but there really just not enough seats in the lunch room and most of them are broken some one literaly shit in the floor in the bathroom one day that's how shit this school is do not come here
Some girl got cought sucking dick behind the stage at north Augusta high school

North Augusta high school 

This is a bitch ass school out principal took the trash cans away and told us not to litter we got two fat ass parking lots one of them has a bunch of pot holes and people do burnouts in it and throw rocks every where and there only one way out and in both parking lots so at the end of the day it's a mf cluster fuck one time I got a whole day of iss because there aren't enough seats they said I was trying to instigate a fight but there really just not enough seats in the lunch room and most of them are broken some one literaly shit in the floor in the bathroom one day that's how shit this school is do not come here
Some girl got cought sucking dick behind the stage at north Augusta high school

Port Augusta Secondary School 

Port Augusta Secondary School Aka Pass where the Kids smoke vapes and Have Bongs in the toilets Where kids fuck eachother In The Toilets, Where random fights happen and where mobbings are “Fair Fights” where you’ll get Mobbed for Just breathing in someone’s Direction, Also Where the teachers are pedophiles and Girls get raped And where cousins make out, Also Your crush is probably ur uncle
Person 1: what school are you going to?
Person 2:Port augusta secondary school-
Person 1: Wish You luck Don’t Get Raped😊
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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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