Attitude Sickness

When a person becomes so full of themself and ends up insulting everyone around them to try and increase their already oversized ego.

Did you hear the way Brenda told Pete to get a life last night? She's got a serious case of attitude sickness.

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Low Altitude Sickness

Depression, itchiness, weakness caused by low altitudes during snow storms that can only be treated with elevation, beers, and fresh powder.

Sorry boss, not gonna make it in today...Got the low altitude sickness.

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