Assymptote
A friend you have always been close to, and continue to get closer to every day, but you will never date them, because they are an ass.
Assymptote by RowdyDiversion June 5, 2016
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asymptotic boyfriend
A boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it.
"My asymptotic boyfriend Matt continued to introduce me as his friend whenever we ran into people he knew while we were out, despite having been dating for a couple of months."
asymptotic boyfriend by carlygoodman July 30, 2007
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Asymptote by Katherina Petrova April 9, 2017
Asymptote
A line that approaches a function's graph more and more closely, but never touches it. Asymptote are the limits of a graph.
Asymptote by Floral Winter February 22, 2010
Braveheart Asymptote
The school of thought in which a movie may approach the level of Braveheart, but may never reach it, only head towards the theoretical infinity where Braveheart resides.
It should be noted that the x-axis on which the Braveheart Asymptote exists does not necessarily refer to a single idea (i.e. quality, awesomeness, number of bagpipes) but rather everything that Braveheart is and all other movies aspire to be.
It should be noted that the x-axis on which the Braveheart Asymptote exists does not necessarily refer to a single idea (i.e. quality, awesomeness, number of bagpipes) but rather everything that Braveheart is and all other movies aspire to be.
Dude 1: Independance Day was a fantastic movie, maybe better than Braveheart.
Dude 2: Unfortuntaly, that is impossible
Dude 1: Why's that?
Dude 2: Because of the Braveheart Asymptote.
Dude 1: Oh, yeah, ok I get it.
Dude 2: Unfortuntaly, that is impossible
Dude 1: Why's that?
Dude 2: Because of the Braveheart Asymptote.
Dude 1: Oh, yeah, ok I get it.
Braveheart Asymptote by Luckystrikered June 23, 2008
Assymptitties
Assymptitties by Fearbacon123 December 8, 2020
asymptote dating
1/Dating; a relationship where you get progressively closer to dating but never actually reach dating. Not to be confused with pre-dating, asymptote dating never leads to actual dating.
asymptote dating by ohbb April 22, 2009
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