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Assy Ass 

The burning, sweating, irritating feeling that lingers in one's butt hole following a foul ass poop. Most of the time a profuse amount of wipes is needed, but even then one's assy ass isn't fully gone unless a shower is taken immediately after.
I was walking to the store but each step I took my assy ass got worse, I had to locate the nearest establishment's bathroom and take a quick faucet bath.
Assy Ass by Xtra Tartarsawse December 13, 2014
Words you can keep

Assy Asserton 

a common word used along target backroom members to describe a person. it is usually used to describe WT #1.
Your such an Assy Asserton Dan, stop it!
Assy Asserton by Franklin October 27, 2004

Assy Mcgee

An asshole detective. literally...(He is an asshole!)
Did you see Assy Mcgee the other night? He's a real ass.

assy mcpopop

The stupid nickname my dad gave himself when he was tripping on adderol.
Me: Dad can you pick me up from softball?
Dad: (no answer)
Me: Assy McPopop can you pick me up from softball?
Dad: No problem.
assy mcpopop by Assy McPopop September 29, 2017
- CG Assy -

Creator of JesterBot, and Blackhat Hacker. CG Assy is on the top ranks of the anti-degenerate discord revolution. Currently owns Assy's Destructive Corner, a private discord raid group. Assy is an influential member of the Chaos Gang, a corrupt terrorist mob founded in 2017 and deleted in 2020. Short, Albanian, and Mexican looking, in addition to being a Jevil Simp, Assy is no doubt a scary enemy but good friend.
Skid: Who is CG Assy?
Me: You don't know who CG Assy is? Pft. Assy Created the strongest discord raid bot and is an influential member of the raid community!
Skid: Bet, CG ASSY come and hack me noob
CG Assy by assysimp69 January 6, 2021
1. ass-like, smelly
2. sick, ill
3. terrible
1. What is that assy aroma?
2. I was feeling assy, so I went home sick.
3. My car broke down, my girlfriend dumped me, and my rental car wouldn't start. Overall it's been an assy day.
assy by Mike Reynolds June 2, 2004
complete piece of equipment, machinery etc. with all parts included
assy by WordWizard April 1, 2003
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