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The burning, sweating, irritating feeling that lingers in one's butt hole following a foul ass poop. Most of the time a profuse amount of wipes is needed, but even then one's assy ass isn't fully gone unless a shower is taken immediately after.

I was walking to the store but each step I took my assy ass got worse, I had to locate the nearest establishment's bathroom and take a quick faucet bath.

Assy Ass by Xtra Tartarsawse December 13, 2014

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Assy Asserton

a common word used along target backroom members to describe a person. it is usually used to describe WT #1.

Your such an Assy Asserton Dan, stop it!

Assy Asserton by Franklin October 27, 2004

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Assy Mcgee

An asshole detective. literally...(He is an asshole!)

Did you see Assy Mcgee the other night? He's a real ass.

Assy Mcgee by Random_Unknown_Person22 January 5, 2009

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assy mcpopop

The stupid nickname my dad gave himself when he was tripping on adderol.

Me: Dad can you pick me up from softball?
Dad: (no answer)
Me: Assy McPopop can you pick me up from softball?
Dad: No problem.

assy mcpopop by Assy McPopop September 29, 2017

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CG Assy

- CG Assy -

Creator of JesterBot, and Blackhat Hacker. CG Assy is on the top ranks of the anti-degenerate discord revolution. Currently owns Assy's Destructive Corner, a private discord raid group. Assy is an influential member of the Chaos Gang, a corrupt terrorist mob founded in 2017 and deleted in 2020. Short, Albanian, and Mexican looking, in addition to being a Jevil Simp, Assy is no doubt a scary enemy but good friend.

Skid: Who is CG Assy?
Me: You don't know who CG Assy is? Pft. Assy Created the strongest discord raid bot and is an influential member of the raid community!
Skid: Bet, CG ASSY come and hack me noob

CG Assy by assysimp69 January 6, 2021

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assy

1. ass-like, smelly
2. sick, ill
3. terrible

1. What is that assy aroma?
2. I was feeling assy, so I went home sick.
3. My car broke down, my girlfriend dumped me, and my rental car wouldn't start. Overall it's been an assy day.

assy by Mike Reynolds June 2, 2004

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assy

complete piece of equipment, machinery etc. with all parts included

carburator assy

assy by WordWizard April 1, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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