Ass oil

A lubricant which one can use to spoil their or their loved ones ass.
Since "Ass Oil" also sounds like "Asshole", it's now possible for members of the gay community to call eachother idiots by saying "Ass Oil!"

Hey man, why are you wearing a dress from last season? You're such an ass oil.

"I'm going to Berlin!"
"Here, take this"
"What is it?"
"It's ass oil, you'll need it."

Ass oil by Yael Netser January 18, 2009

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Hot ass oil treatment

Pissing hot ass lava

Joel had unprotected sex with Keisha on the first Saturday of October two weeks later he was pissing an hot ass oil treatment from his urethra

Hot ass oil treatment by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

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assoil

Oilly residue that spews out of one's asshole after reading religious garbage tied to the, once was fun, daily word of the day in email.

Tabby opened her email, saw a religious definition in her word of the day, then began to assoil herself uncontrollably.

assoil by The Real Napoleon Dynamite July 5, 2022

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

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House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.

What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.

House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

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Sleepy juice

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.

I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.

Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024

Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

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