Ass Womper

Adjective; person who is in the action of, or has put something on the ground and then jumped in the air and landed on it with teir ass

verb; ass womping - to be in the action of landing on some thing with your ass

johnny is such a ass womper
or
you better watch out before i ass womp you

by MAK def April 2, 2005

Asswhomper

One who pounds an ass so hard that it produces a nice "whomping" sound.

Fuck...that was one nice asswhomper.
That eltonjohn...he sure knows the way to a good asswhomping

by FvKdUp March 22, 2004