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Ass Sniffing 

The art of gingerly spreading your hot and dripping womans ass cheeks. Applying your nose to her asshole and slowly inhaling the bunghole scent of her unwashed funky turdcutter. You continue to partake of her cheesey scented crapper before you apply your tongue and slowly cleanse and clean her browneye while she sucks your cock.
My old lady was ready for some action. I spread her ass wide and sniffed her wrinkled sheriffs star deeply. It was greatly funky. I sniffed again and began licking and sucking her stink star until the flavor was gone. She was sucking my crank so hard, I busted a nut deep in her throat while I buried my tongue deep in her crapper.
Ass Sniffing by Bunghole Lover January 10, 2005
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Pube sniffin' ass lickin' cock knocker 

Tyler Thompson of Winnebago, Minnesota. Yes, we all know he's a fag. Just messin' T-squared!
Tyler is a pube sniffing, ass licking, cock knocker, and he knows it.
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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