Ass Moncher

Name for a person that is a complete douchebag;
Name for a gay man who monches, or eats ass;
A Nickname for anybody who is pissing you off currently.

Nahh, man, he's being a total Ass Moncher

by SMDKATIE! April 3, 2011

Ass Muncher

one who licks/bites/eats pleanty of ass.

johnny is an ass muncher.

by dick June 26, 2003

Ass Muncher

A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.

Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.

by buzznjackal August 22, 2003

Ass muncher

to chow down on the anal region of another human being with pleasurable intent.

you are such an ass muncher.

by Mr Munecricket February 21, 2009

Red diver ass muncher

to eat out a vagina on its period for the main course then proceed to anus for a doo doo dessert.

dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.

by rockstarrr April 13, 2008

ass muncher

a true ass hole

some one who munches lots of ass

shrooms: ily bitchh.
annitto: -_____________-
shrooms: fucking ass muncher

by shroomsyo April 9, 2010

Ass muncher

One who munches (feasts upon) asses (generally by licking bum holes).

Bystander: Jesus Croyst! What the fuck are you doing you ass muncher?!?!
Ass muncher: "incoherent mumbling" -> "answered your own question there didn't you mate."

by Ill Doctor September 20, 2014