Ass Kite

A kite that is spawned, and flown, out of your asshole

"That's a really nice ass kite, nick jonas."
"Thanks, i have no friends"

by McDoozle March 1, 2009

bitch-ass kite

The standard quadrilateral flying kite intersected by sticks at its vertices. Known as a "bitch-ass kite" due to its use by young children.

Did you see Jimmy flying his bitch-ass kite?

by nullptr July 25, 2022