Ass Gazer

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one who stares as ones ass and trys to hide it and thinks no one sees it

a guy i work with by the nickname of "booger" is an ass gazer, i always catch him staring at my ass.

Ass Gazer by teebs June 23, 2006

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gamer ass

The act of sitting down for a long period of time and causing your butt to go numb.

Dude I need to stand up, I have a bad case of gamer ass right now and it's starting to hurt.

gamer ass by MacInToshXX March 18, 2021

Related Words

Ass Gazer • Gamer ass • Gamer Ass Syndrome • gamer's ass • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass blaster

gamer ass

The shape and size of young American male asses who do nothing but eat Cheetos and play COD all day.

Not a bad looking guy, but he has gamer ass.

gamer ass by onetrikpony August 15, 2016

Gamer Ass Syndrome

When the gamer's ass sweating way too much, so the chair starts to smell like sour cream & sour socks.

The smell often apply on the pants, even when the exposing time is low.

How do you clean a chair, that have been exposed to Gamer Ass Syndrome?

Gamer Ass Syndrome by Jyske Knejte December 19, 2020

Gamer Ass

A condition characterized by a numb rear that is typically sore after standing up.

Gamer ass typically occurs while sitting in a chair in front of the computer for prolonged periods of time.

Over time it is believed to flatten one's ass and, in extreme cases, can lead to a concave ass (or bony butt) as the tissue and muscle begin to degrade.

While gamer ass is typically associated with gamers, the syndrome can be experienced by anyone who sits on their ass for prolonged periods of time without getting up.

P1: "I swear my ass has been getting flatter... I don't know what's happening to me!"

P2: "You're getting gamer ass. Try doing something other than sitting in your chair for 12 hours a day until your legs go numb or you'll lose that ass altogether."

Gamer Ass by amethystbible June 27, 2023

Gamer ass

The shape and size of young American men's asses from sitting on the couch eating Cheetos and playing video games all of their life. A sad state of affairs.

Not a bad looking guy, but he's got gamer ass.

Gamer ass by onetrikpony August 15, 2016

Gamer ass

An ass that is covered with pimples and oily hair. You get this by sitting down a lot when playing video games.

Yo bro, have u seen Nicky gio and Warrens gamer ass? They must have plenty of hours on the game

Gamer ass by anonymous October 15, 2023

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026