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When a person eats asparagus and forgets that they have consumed it and is knocked to their knees by the funk when they pee an hour or two later.
I had total asparanesia until I took a whiz at the bar and was reminded that I had asparagus with my dinner.
by chip70 January 05, 2012
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a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA
by allygator February 07, 2015
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