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Extremely dank marijuana.
Side effects are as follows:
Acting like a cat
feeling the food you eat roll around in your stomach
stealing peoples clothing and padding on them as a cat would.
Yelling the word Ashuma repeatedly
Yo I was smoking that ashuma shit from my boi cheese last night. Yeah mann I was high as fuck walking on my hands and knees purring and padding on cloths. You don't want this shit man.
Ashuma by lil cheese February 11, 2009
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Sarutobi Asuma 

Sarutobi Asuma or Asuma Sarutobi is a Jounin level ninja from the anime Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is 28 years old and tends to always be found with a cigarette in his mouth. He is he son of the Sandaime (Third) Hokage Sarutobi. And the sensei of Team 10 which consists of Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru. He is closest to Shikamaru out of the three. Later on in the manga he fights two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan uses a technique which everytime he attacks himself the same attack is inflicted on his opponent. Hidan gives himself a death blow attack which also transferred onto Asuma. Hidan is immortal so he doesn't die but Asuma is not. He dies in the presence of his team Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino, Ino tries to heal his wounds as she is a medical ninja but it is too late. He dies with a cigarette in his mouth. Shikamaru puts the cigarette in his mouth and says "I knew I'd hate smoking". We also find out later in the manga that Yuuhi Kurenai is pregnant with his child and a wedding ring is also seen on her finger when she visits his grave. It is unknown if Kurenai was engaged or actually married to Asuma.
"Shikamaru, let me just have one last smoke" Was the last said by Sarutobi Asuma.
Sarutobi Asuma by Kimmi-chan January 8, 2009
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anshuman 

anshuman is used to describe the SUN.It represents the power of sun.For a person of this name it signifies that he is a visionary,a guiding light for others,a truely magnetic pesonality with the power to alter things at his own will.
We must salute Anshuman for his hard work and dedication.Only a person of his caliber can get such jobs done.
anshuman by Anshuman November 24, 2006
Ashima is an ancient Semitic goddess.

Ashima is also a feminine personal name in India which means limitless.
Hey, Ashima!
Ashima by Fruitbasket21 November 24, 2014
Ashima is a beautiful girl who is hotter than the hot Asian sun! She is a very loyal friend and will always have your back. Sometimes Ashima is shy when you first meet her, but once you get to know her, you'll learn she is worth more than diamonds. She doesn't care what other people think about her and isn't afraid to speak her mind to those she is close to. Ashima is also a huge fan girl!! She loves to ship other people, but is too humble to find love for herself. She's very cautious when looking for love, but she deserves someone who will take good care of her heart and love her no matter what. An Ashima is very hard to find. But if you get the privilege of having an Ashima in your life, never let her go!
Shawn: Wow, who's that crazy Asian? She's beautiful!

Cleo: Duh! That's Ashima!
Ashima by TheMilkyButt December 17, 2016

Assumative 

Dont be so assumative!
Assumative by taylorsaurus December 3, 2011
ashma is a beautiful girl inside and out. she is introverted, but the most selfless, caring and sweetest person you will ever meet, and you will never meet anyone like her. she is remarkable and unique. she is tiny and dainty, almost like a doll. but you dont want to mess with her, because she will come back with all the smoke. you don’t want to lose ashma.
i love ashma, she’s cute but lowkey scary!
ashma by toki0x February 2, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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