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Asian Eye 

When you are causally walking around but then a fat ass thick black guy comes around and uses his dick as a whip to beat up the other person until he ejaculates all over you.
Last week I turned around the corner and a fat ass came around then Asian eyed me.
Asian Eye by Touch me May 18, 2021

Asian Pink Eye

Yo Rockstar, I heard you stayed over at Katie's last night! You get tha asian pink eye or what?
Asian Pink Eye by Backdoor Bren April 12, 2008

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward 

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward
React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

Asian Eyepatch

The act of placing ones testicles in the eyes of another. Almost like Arabian Goggles, only instead of goggles its an eyepatch. Captin Hook wore an Asian eyepatch in his day.
Take a look at her, I bet shes wore an Asian eyepatch or two in her day...

Asian eyes 

When there is a guy who is not asian, but his eyes do look asian.
“That nigga Jimmy has asian eyes” -Nick
“Yeah he looks like he eats cats” -AJ
Asian eyes by alsx28 October 11, 2018

asian eyes 

Why are you always squinting? asian eyes!
asian eyes by big man 22211155 January 24, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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