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Art Douche 

Someone who believes their art is superior to all others' and adds unnecessary meaning to everything they do. In their opinion, they are easily more talented than Picasso and need no critique of improvement.
Hayden was being such an art douche today in class, he wouldn't listen to anything the professor said and talked about his work as if it was a Picasso.
Art Douche by BoristheTortoise October 15, 2013
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ArkDouche 

Lord and God of all douches, eclipsing in the hierarchy of douche baggery than even the Douchelord. An individual of such epic ego and insecurity that every moment of their existence is spent trying to groom that part of their psyche that responds directly and immediately to basic urges, needs, and desires.
Bob showed his Arkdoucheness when when he ripped off a massive fart at the sales meeting and demanded all the sales staff smell his butt cheeks. What an Arkdouche!
ArkDouche by Raul McDonald April 27, 2024

Lance Armdouche 

typical idiot that dresses up like they’re doing the Tour de France and insists on riding their bicycle on main roads
Watch out, dont hit that Lance Armdouche on the shoulder. He’s a sponsored cyclist.
Lance Armdouche by Jamal9000 August 6, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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