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A guy who has an amazing heart and will go out of his way to do things for the ones he loves. He is funny and a little dorky but is also one who can make you smile no matter what mood you are in. He gives the best hugs and has an amazing smile to die for. He always wears a hat or a beanie and has shiny hair. He's got great character, is friendly, and is a humble guy; a real man any woman would go for. His kisses are like magic. He is a good son to his parents. On the other hand, he can sometimes be spontaneous, but in a good way. He loves to ride his longboard, but not as much as cuddling with the one he loves :)
Girl: "Whats with men these days man??"

Other girl: "IDK, maybe you just gotta find someone else different, like an arpaul, he'll take good care of ya."
Arpaul by Krissytennn October 4, 2011
Words you can keep

appaullings

Simply put having no sexual technique.
Ha ha I just so appaullings pumping and his technique was shite.
appaullings by Ginger Barbarian. December 10, 2017
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Appauling 

The n00bish and wrong way to spell the word 'appalling'. Studies have shown that farmers are among the worst spellers of this word.
Appauling by Ownage May 6, 2005
Arnauld: *exists*
Every girl in a 30.2 mile radius: I do
Arnauld by BabyEater93 July 6, 2021

apaulogist 

An acolyte of Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX21) who steps over glaring flaws in his policy, philosophies and records because he's saying a handful of things that are innovative. Apaulogists won't contemplate his flaws or even admit that exist, calling them "mainstream media slander" because they are just as narcissistic as Paul's idol, Ayn Rand.
I tried to explain to that apaulogist about how libertarian philosophy is effectively racist, but he shut me down calling me a liar.
apaulogist by diegueno January 7, 2012
Apaulo is the cutest person u will ever meet but he probably has more than one girlfriend
apaulo by sheeeeeeshhhhhhh April 23, 2021

Apaulagising 

Apologising for getting caught rather than for what you did wrong.
Paula Deen isn't actually sorry that she said the "n word," she is just sorry she got caught but wants people to believe she is sincerely sorry. She's just apaulagising to the cameras.
Apaulagising by onionpearman August 20, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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