The act of taking a massive shit after visiting an all-you-can-eat brazillian steak house. With the term coming from Noah and the ark, suggesting that two of every animal will be exiting your ass in a messy, nasty, destructive dump very soon.
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The state of drunkenness that ensues when you drink the entire contents of a hotel room minibar. Coined by comedian Artie Lange
Todd drank all the mini bottles of Drambuie and Wild Turkey 101, then barricaded himself
in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.
in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.
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Get the donkey ark mug.When you fuck someone and cum in them over and over till they are packed full then you stick a plug in them off till the jizz hardens in them and you do that till it completely fills them and eventually have to go to the doctor to have it surgically removed and then they have a new snack to eat
My girlfriend and I just got back from the hospital with her new snack I had been working on her dirty ark for months.
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