Ark'd

The act of taking a massive shit after visiting an all-you-can-eat brazillian steak house. With the term coming from Noah and the ark, suggesting that two of every animal will be exiting your ass in a messy, nasty, destructive dump very soon.

Man, I just ark'd in you toilet and it was not pretty at all. You may want to move houses.

by Jhubb August 30, 2013