Ark'd

The act of taking a massive shit after visiting an all-you-can-eat brazillian steak house. With the term coming from Noah and the ark, suggesting that two of every animal will be exiting your ass in a messy, nasty, destructive dump very soon.

Man, I just ark'd in you toilet and it was not pretty at all. You may want to move houses.

Ark'd by Jhubb August 30, 2013

D ark 

“D ark” a pitiful loser who can’t ever make friends and is horribly unfunny

Or some person who is extremely emo

“Ay Ayden why can’t you stop being such a D ark”

D ark by Ak lol September 10, 2021

Noah's Ark drunk 

The state of drunkenness that ensues when you drink the entire contents of a hotel room minibar. Coined by comedian Artie Lange

Todd drank all the mini bottles of Drambuie and Wild Turkey 101, then barricaded himself

in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.

Noah's Ark drunk by Badwig March 11, 2022

Ark from discord 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE IS BLACK GAY AND A FURRY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM!

im talking to Ark from discord and im gonna vomit i think

Ark from discord by an epic hot sexy monkey July 14, 2022

donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,

shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!

donkey ark by dickyseamen November 16, 2011

Dirty Ark 

When you fuck someone and cum in them over and over till they are packed full then you stick a plug in them off till the jizz hardens in them and you do that till it completely fills them and eventually have to go to the doctor to have it surgically removed and then they have a new snack to eat

My girlfriend and I just got back from the hospital with her new snack I had been working on her dirty ark for months.

Dirty Ark by flounder98w March 12, 2021

ArkDuck 

a large and cool youtuber/streamer/alphamale/chad. friends with the amazing Rinn. he is 7'2. he plays in the nba and is friends with Michael jordan. Great Guy. Women Love Him. He is usually single. Wears Suits.

He is a celebrites

ArkDuck is fucking awesome

ArkDuck by DolphinLoverJotaro May 23, 2021