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Aqua Squad 

The team of elite masterminds who expertly crease, bend, tuck, gather, roll, pleat and fold carefully contorted large objects of mass liquidation that create tsunamis when correctly slid on. A true Aqua Squad can only be found deep within the reaches of D-Quad, led by a fearless Chosen One called Jeff by those who revere him.
The Aqua Squad obliterated it's competition, HIAD, in an intense race to finish building their fortresses.
Aqua Squad by NightMike July 24, 2014
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Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 

An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.
Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!

The Aquasquatch 

A mysterious organism related to the Sasquatch. The Aquasquatch resides in a swamp on Oak Island near Nova Scotia where he protects the treasures of Oak Island such as The Holy Grail, The Ark of the Covenant, and various pirate treasures. The Aquasquatch is immortal.
The Aquasquatch sees all and knows all.

aquasquatting 

to occupy a boat or other aquatic vessel without owning, renting or otherwise having permission to use it.
Aquasquatting is so much more chic than urban squatting.

aquasquatter 

an occupant of a boat or other aquatic vessel who doesn't own, rent or otherwise have permission to use it.
"When I grow up, I want to be an aquasquatter. It's so much more posh than being an urban squatter."

AquaSquatch 

Cousin of the Sasquatch, lives in water in Wells, Maine! Has large footprints and can be found by calling "SQUAAAAAATCH!"
"Is that a seal?"
"No its an AquaSquatch!"
AquaSquatch by fofofofo February 15, 2010

Aquasquash 

Aquasquash is, essentially, a fancy way of saying watermelon.
"Dude! Look at that weirdly shaped aquasquash!"

"Bro what?"

"Wait, you don't know what an aquasquash is? Pfft how lame. Its the new way of saying watermelon!"
Aquasquash by bubblybubble October 20, 2020