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A variant of the well-known Owned, but with the option that is self refenrenciated it for oneself or himself.
Tis a very dificulty factult only use for a expert in solution mentan an phycian streng, "this is a peace of shet"
larra: wn como puede se posible que uno se cage a uno mismo!!?
K-Z. weno wn has inventado el Apwnd, Felicitaciones!
Apwnd by K-Z March 9, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
a youtuber who made a terrible discord server where in nobody is funny and has no regard for human life as it is. Was once on SMPLive.
Apandah is a gay youtuber
apandah by Jayskee August 28, 2019

his noodly apendage 

in pastafarianism, the one true lord the flying spagetti monster uses his noodly apendages as his method of divine intervention.
some times used as a greating or fare well 'may his noodly apendage forever touch you' is synominous with'may chist be with you'

apendage 

an outstretching part of a living organism, with an obvious appearance or function.
That fly has many apendages!
apendage by Loading.. November 22, 2014
(n.) The appendix is an internal organ. Its primary function is to digest seeds. Serious complications usually arise if you consume seeds after having it removed.
Ben, it's dangerous for you to eat fruit that contains smalls seeds, since your appendix was removed.
apendix by Meow December 8, 2003

Apendature 

Woah, that dude has some funky apendature!
Apendature by deepforce November 19, 2018
Apandah is a youtuber with around 410k subscribers. He is famous for his videos ugandan knuckles and big brother earrape. He is known for his humour to be edgy and ironic. Even though hes at 410k he has grown a big fanbase. He is also known for his twitter. Stan apandah.
Me: Hey dude did you subscribe to apandah?
John: No, he is an aztrosist copy!
apandah by Exor May 8, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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