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apple pie life 

That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.
Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life

Apple Picker 

A balding male who attempts to act younger than his actual age. The person believes himself to be "Cooler" than he actually is, when in reality those around him see him as fruity, creepy, and in general avoidable. The apple picker is prevalent in the New England region, specifically near Boston, Mass.
"Dude, get your hand off my leg you apple picker!"
Apple Picker by Tom Stevenson April 15, 2008

Apple Pie Surprise 

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything
Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf

Apple Picker 

An Apple Picker is when a Midget reaches up and grab/yanks on your balls
Eve the Midget was so small she had to get on her baby toes to Apple Pick Adam’s balls and the devil told her to take a bite. She is the most famous Apple Picker

extreme apple picking 

The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.

Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it
We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking
extreme apple picking by Dave K January 16, 2004

Apple Picking

To rob people exiting trendy nightlife bars by hitting them on the back of the head with a brick.
"There was an apple picking last night, you know, at that wine bar near my apartment building."