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Apple Expensive 

1. an aura that protects every app in the app store on your phone and tricks you into believing every non free app is extremely expensive compared to the outside world.

2. The sudden realization that apps in the apple store are actually very cheap, or being in earshot of somebody realizing the exact same thing, causing the rest of the room to realize that apple apps are actually cheap which overpowers the Apple Expensive aura.

Apple Expensive ratio: one cent in the App Store is equivelant to one dollar in real life, of course until you are removed from the Apple Expensive aura spell.
Guy 1: man, I really want this app, but I don't want to shell out 99 cents because it might not even be good.
Guy 2: uhh.. dude.. you wont shell out 4 quarters which is about the price of a candy bar, to get an app that lasts much longer than a candy bar? Come on dude, 4 quarters that's it.
Guy 1: oh.. man i have been thinking about it wrong all along. There should be a definition on urbandictionary called "Apple Expensive"
Guy 2: good idea, lets make it now!
Guy 3: Wow i overheard your conversation, get me in on this!
Girl 1 and 2: Wow, you guys are sooooo wierd
Apple Expensive by <-|._.|-> April 14, 2013
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012