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Antidaeophobia 

Antidaeophobia: A fear that somewhere, somehow a DUCK is watching you.
Chuck: Dude, what's UP with you? You're really high strung.
Mike: It's my Antidaeophobia; I think I'm being watched by a duck!
Chuck: Mike, we're in the shopping mall. I highly doubt there's a duck around here bored enough to stalk you.
Mike: They will find a way...they always do!
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Anitidaephobia 

The fear that sometime, somewhere, somehow in the world....a duck is watching you.
Person 1: That person has a fear of ducks watching him. Can you believe that? He is so stupid.
Person 2: Don't laugh! He has anitidaephobia.

Anatidaephobia 

The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
Jimmy has anatidaephobia.
Anatidaephobia by SPGLink June 30, 2003

Anatidaephobia 

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
Anatidaephobia by blank babushka October 24, 2009

antidaephobia 

The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
It's hard for Andrew to take showers because he has antidaephobia; he thinks that there is a duck watching him through the showerhead.
antidaephobia by Mesveble September 4, 2006

Anatidaephobia 

An irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing....a duck watches!
Dave 'Cant shake this feeling that there is a duck watching me today, think im suffering from Anatidaephobia'

*looks outside the window*

*Menacing duck looking back with shifty eyes'
Anatidaephobia by Roxy86 January 11, 2010

Anatidaephobia 

Anatidaephobia, is the irrational fear that a psychopathic and pervese duck is stalking you. Analysis of global populations have shown that most such phobes had googled Dolan memes in the past
Ratul would break into a sweat whenever the word 'duck' was mentioned. A terrible case of anatidaephobia resulting from a month's pathological Dolan meme reading.
Anatidaephobia by Devoidzylon April 30, 2016