Anti Puss Magnet 

Somone who can't get laid and trys so hard but eventualy makes his friends not get laid either. He is known as a Cock Blocker, you try to get with a ladie for the night but all he does is complain and makes you feel like a total idiot for having him around you. He is not considered a gentlemen at all and is only considered a cock blocking no good Pussy Magnet. If you have a friend that is like this do not bring him to partys,dances,bars,restraunts,weddings, and for that matter even church, unless you are not looking for any puss then you can bring him just becuase it will be hilarious.

You go over fat 32s house for the night and get 3 nice ladies over and get hammered with them and right when you and fat 32 both got a nice hot pussy in front of you and ready to stick it in them... KNOCK KNOCK guess who? It is your cock blocking friend that can't even get laid from the cum dumpster, and he comes in and starts yelling words and sentences like "Bros before ho's, lets get wasted, wanna do some coke" then the girls get off you and say that they have to go, So remember kids if you have a Anti Puss Magnet friend that hangs out with you all the time, make sure to lock the doors and don't answer them and for that matter just tell him/her that you are gone camping for the weekend.

Anti Puss Magnet by Fat 32 May 1, 2008