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A true leader,always willing to give a hand even to those who wouldnt do the same. Always happy and on the go. Naturally gifted, and a hopeless romantic. Holds the world on his shoulders
Don’t try and be an Antavious it’ll happen naturally
Antavious by HopeForTheFuture December 29, 2018
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Antivirus 

An ISP answer to the virus they sent you last week.
The only 100% effective Antivirus is the 'OFF' button.
Antivirus by Kwazai2012 December 4, 2012
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Ashtavious 

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Loving, caring, handsome with questionable sexual preferences - Ashtavious is an avid animal lover, spending countless hours with his dogs. He's also a master in the kitchen when creating his own recipes with weird ingredients like peanut butter. Ashtavious is as strong as an ox and can always be counted on. Becoming friends with Ashtavious is as easy as pie. He can be found in many places such as the bar, the bathroom, any local dog park, or any other communal areas.
I met this dog lover while playing pool last night, we hit it off instantly! Oh, he must be an Ashtavious!
Ashtavious by GriswoldAndTank October 17, 2021

norton antivirus 

I just norton antivirused my pants
norton antivirus by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Norton Antivirus 

a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.
Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
..
Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.

Activious 

Being very active
I'm awful tired as I was very activious today.
Activious by lowesman May 21, 2009

norton antivirus 

two words: resource hog
norton antivirus slows down my computer significantly more than McAfee which is bad, the parent company should be wiped off the face of the earth...
norton antivirus by extreme133 June 14, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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