Angery Pirate

When you are having sex with someone and right before you Cum you kick them in the leg and spooge in there eye ,and they limp away half blind and moaning "Aarrgh"

"That girl said she wanted me to Donkey puch her so instead I gave here a Angery pirate"
or
We went to the Liquor store and she said she wanted to go sailing with captian so when we got home I gave her the "Angery Pirate"
or
"I gave that block rocking Bitch a Angery Pirate"

by BigHam October 29, 2004

One-eyed Angry Pirate

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.

Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.

by IronGoober April 4, 2005

The Angry Pirate

When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye.

That chick made me mad so i pulled the angry pirate on her!

by arrick January 18, 2006

the angrey pirate

Whilst a women is giving you head, at the point of semenation you blow your load in one of her eyes and then stamp on her foot. Thus making her the angrey pirate, she hobbles and has one eye.

The bitch wasnt performing so i gave her a sweet dose of the angrey pirate. It was funny to see her hobble

by Master Apps September 18, 2005

Super Angry Pirate

An Angry Pirate is when you jizz in a chick's eye (any one), and kick her in the knee; causing he to cover her eye while hopping around on one leg. The covered eye represents an eye-patch, and the hopping represents a wooden/peg-leg. Thus creating an angry pirate.

A Super Angry Pirate, is when you cum on the chick's back, while she's in her slumber. Then place a bed-sheet on her back, and when she wakes up the sheet would be crust-stuck onto that bitch's back, representing the cape which Superman flies around in. Thus creating the Superman.

Now, put the two together.. Superman that hoe, then Angry Pirate her; thus creating a Super Angry Pirate! Now thats what I call a fucking Kodak Moment.
DMFRSM

Dudeeeeeee, when ______ fell asleep, I Super Angry Pirate'd that bitch!
AWESOME! What'd she do when she recovered!?
She cried for a bit, but I just kicked her in the knee again and told her to get the fuck back in the kitchen.
JSABTT20

by dmf_btt April 9, 2008

reverse angry pirate

When after the guy cums in the girls mouth she kicks him in the shin and spits the cum into his eye.

jen caught jim off gaurd when she gave him a reverse angry pirate because he gave her an angry pirate last night.

by xXxgeoxXx October 31, 2006

The Angry Pirate

When boning a girl and almost about to bust a knut, you spit on her back so she thinks you have busted on her back, she then turns around at which point you cream in her eye and she closes it unable to see. you then full pelt kick her in the shin.
The Result:
a girl hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound "arrrhh"

John found out his girlfriend has slept with another man, so he gave her the angry pirate.

by likeasumboodeee April 23, 2014