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Americow 

Subspecies of the North-Americunt.Refrigerator-like,hirstute mammal of apparently indeterminate gender.Gender may be tentavively determined by threatening with a full sentence,or prodding with super size Freedom fries and diet Coke.If the creature emits a nasal wail expressing entitlement,the beast may be female(or more likely hermaphroditic).Often enlarges mouth in a vain attempt to make it's posterior look smaller.Emits stench of rotten onions when aroused or threatened.
Garden varitey Americows;Rosie O'Donnell
Ann Coulter(ectomorphic mutation)
Barbara Bush
Angelina Jolie
Americow by harryscrotum March 17, 2009
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Americonium 

When an American child speaks their first words of nationalistic indoctrination.

Inspired by the word 'meconium', a baby's first shit
Little Chad expelled Americonium into the classroom, when he said "America is the only free Country"

Africoon-Americoon 

Africoon-Americoon is the latest in politically correct references to a race of beings, many many of whom ain’t cuttin it in society. It has evolved from: negro --> black --> african-american --> africoon-americoon. They have the misconception that these ridiculous titles will somehow GIVE them some kind of dignity. The key word here is ‘GIVE’ and not ‘EARN’. What it actually does is define them as a subculture that most people wish didn’t exist.
Negro, black, african-american, africoon-americoon………. whatever they call themselves, they’re still just niggers.

americophile 

Lover of America and things American.
"This Americophile likes burgers and hotdogs more than any American!"
americophile by zingbang November 4, 2013

AmeriCorp 

The new name applied to "America" since it's hostile take over by "Big Business"...
AmeriCorp has no problem whatsoever oppressing it's slaves (formerly known as citizens) as long as it remains ridiculously profitable...

How can anyone compete with AmeriCorp's sweat shops and child labor... they make China look like human rights Heaven...

Americok 

Americok is a derogatory word which used to be used by people in the Pacific to refer to Whalers from the Americas during the 1800s. The word later became derogatory word to refer to Americans. Americok is still widely used in Australia and New Zealand.
Kristy is such an Americok!
An amazing guy literally the hottest in any school like he’s out of everyone’s league. He is so nice and will always be there for you even if your being dry. Americo will always be the number one in my life other then your cat. He literally is so perfect in every way like idek how somebody on this earth could be this perfect and cute at the same time :)
1. “Hey Americo, i love you so much”
2. “Hey Americo, your outfit is drippy today”
3.”You could never be as good as Americo”
Americo by Beebodapotato September 20, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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