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Literally the coolest thing on NationStates. Been claimed to be an "innocent rosebud," but experience has proven this isn't always true. Probably will rule the world one day.
Person 1: Do you ever just sit back and wish that you were one of the Altinos?
Person 2: If you wait until the next Altinvasion, you could sneak into their ranks and become one!
Person 1: oh boy!!
Altino by Altimazing January 1, 2017
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Otabek Altin 

Professional figure skater from Kazakhstan from the anime Yuri on Ice. GPF Bronze Medalist but was removed from ranking after JJ sold his ass to a judge. Easily the most attractive character in the anime. Rides a motorcycle (check), leather jacket (check), strong, silent type (check). 110% sex machine bad boy with a heart of gold.
Holy fuck, is that Otabek Altin? My panties feel wet already.
Otabek Altin by Akibananya June 13, 2017
Altin is a very loyal person. If you’ve met one, trust me you will always smile. They are funny but at first very quiet. If you get to know them more, they will open up and show you their funny side. Having one by your side, will make you feel protected.
Altin: ily
Altin by coot April 18, 2019

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

alvinophilia 

Alvinophilia is a specific sexual interest in stomachs or navels.
"I think my boyfriend has alvinophilia." said Ashley to her best friend Jenny.
"Really? Well, at least he'll always think you have a sexy belly!" answered happily Jenny.
alvinophilia by LeeHaRin June 28, 2015
Altin is one of the greatest guys in the whole world. He has an amazing style (auf schnöselstyle angelehnt) and looks always good!

If you have a bad mood - go to Altin and you‘ll be happy within a few second! He is soo funny!
And, as for the girls, if you ever get the chance to meet an Altin, TAKE THE CHANCE! He has an extraordinary big 15-inch cock!
To sum up: he is just an amazing guy!
Don‘t even try to measure your small dick now - Altins Dick is bigger!
Altin by xx_bros4_xx January 6, 2019
an Italian mountain troop

aka "scarpa" a boot
Alpino Rossi del turno di - Alpino Rossi reporting for duty
alpino by Alpino November 6, 2009