Alprano

A rare species of beast with a wide upper vocal range. They commonly have strong hind legs and feed on nightingales. They are always on the move, making them difficult to photograph, unless they are inebriated.

Other variations: Sopalto.

Sorry! That alprano landed the role in the musical you were here to audition for while you in the bathroom, and now she's off to workout.

by SmartJess April 30, 2011

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alprazoslamnesia

to get alprazoslammed and have no recollection of events the following morning. A benzodiazepine induced state of amnesia usually by way of XANAX.

Me: Mattie, what'd you do last night?

Mattie: I don't remember anything after getting crunk. I've got alprazoslamnesia bro!

Me: That's a good Friday night!

by Glizzy G March 6, 2007

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alprazolam

The generic name for Xanax. When purchased on the street, this is the form one is most likely to find rather than the actual Xanax brand. Alprazolam is prescribed for anxiety relief. It is often used recreationally, at high dosage, for its calming effects which create a mild euphoria. It is addictive and withdrawal symptoms may occur.

I bought some alprazolam bars today!

by mbenzdabest June 11, 2006

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Alprazoslammed

Slammed on alprazolam also known as Xanax. While intoxicated one doesn't really care about much, does bizarre things, sleeps a lot, but has fun doing it. Blackouts are common especially in higher doses. Xanax is badass and I suggest trying it.

Last night Bob took 5 xanax bars over the course of the night and in the morning he woke up with all types of food scattered around his bed and his barbeque grill in his bathtub. Man, was he alprazoslammed. I'm cuttin him off at 2 bars next time.

Hey I heard Andrew just got 500 xanax bars in the mail. We're all gettin alprazoslammed tonight. Better hide your valuables.

by the alprazoslammed March 11, 2009

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