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Allakhazam 

A website comprised of information and web forums regarding MMORPGs as well as some off topic forums.

Although useful for getting information about a game when you need it the web forum half of Allakhazam is one of the worst on the internet. Many posters belittle and berate newcomers, fight over insignificant aspects of the games they play, often take themselves and their opinions too seriously, and attempt to lord over other people as some kind of internet celebrity forum lord.
Player 1: Hey how do I start this quest?
Player 2: I forget let me check Allakhazam.

Player A: Hey did you read the Allakhazam forums today?
Player B: No because those people are complete idiots.
Allakhazam by ImperialNinja January 14, 2008
Words you can keep

Alakazam 

A psychic pokemon owned by Sabrina. Alakazam is the evolved form of Abra. With moves like Kenesis, Psybeam, Confusion and Psywave - Alakazam can easily fuck your shit up. An Alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.
Sabrina: "My Alakazam won't obey me!"
Ash: " Have you tried spooning with it?"
Alakazam by ProfessorPsychic March 9, 2010

alakazam 

When you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and cum in har face and say "ALAKAZAM BITCH"
yesterday, my boyfriend gave me an alakazam
alakazam by XxXxVeLoCiTyXxXx September 16, 2008

alakazaming

When you take 1 spoons in each hand and jizz into each then spoon feeding your partner your cum while you flap your arms and say "you do not have enough badges to tame me!!"
My boyfriend was alakazaming me last night

Alakazam 

A unknown magic trick used to kill hippies
"ALAKAZAM" Larry Potter shouted and killed all the hippies in London
Alakazam by The Worded guy February 11, 2021

Alakazam 

Just another word of saying “lets smoke some weed” .
You would say this if you are near a family member.
Hey mark lets alakazam. Josh is sleeping rn so your going to have to get over here quick
Alakazam by Bradleydike March 28, 2022

Alakazam 

Alakazam is normally used in sci-fi or fiction shows, normally used to express a huge burst of action
ALAKAZAM ALAKAZAIM YOUR GOING TO BRAZIL
AND YOUR GONNA FEEL PAIN!
Alakazam by Subtochaoticcoops February 7, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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