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Allakhazam 

A website comprised of information and web forums regarding MMORPGs as well as some off topic forums.

Although useful for getting information about a game when you need it the web forum half of Allakhazam is one of the worst on the internet. Many posters belittle and berate newcomers, fight over insignificant aspects of the games they play, often take themselves and their opinions too seriously, and attempt to lord over other people as some kind of internet celebrity forum lord.
Player 1: Hey how do I start this quest?
Player 2: I forget let me check Allakhazam.

Player A: Hey did you read the Allakhazam forums today?
Player B: No because those people are complete idiots.
Allakhazam by ImperialNinja January 14, 2008
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Alakazam 

A psychic pokemon owned by Sabrina. Alakazam is the evolved form of Abra. With moves like Kenesis, Psybeam, Confusion and Psywave - Alakazam can easily fuck your shit up. An Alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.
Sabrina: "My Alakazam won't obey me!"
Ash: " Have you tried spooning with it?"
Alakazam by ProfessorPsychic March 9, 2010

alakazam 

When you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and cum in har face and say "ALAKAZAM BITCH"
yesterday, my boyfriend gave me an alakazam
alakazam by XxXxVeLoCiTyXxXx September 16, 2008

alakazaming

When you take 1 spoons in each hand and jizz into each then spoon feeding your partner your cum while you flap your arms and say "you do not have enough badges to tame me!!"
My boyfriend was alakazaming me last night

Alakazam 

A unknown magic trick used to kill hippies
"ALAKAZAM" Larry Potter shouted and killed all the hippies in London
Alakazam by The Worded guy February 11, 2021

Alakazam 

Just another word of saying “lets smoke some weed” .
You would say this if you are near a family member.
Hey mark lets alakazam. Josh is sleeping rn so your going to have to get over here quick
Alakazam by Bradleydike March 28, 2022

Alakazam 

Alakazam is normally used in sci-fi or fiction shows, normally used to express a huge burst of action
ALAKAZAM ALAKAZAIM YOUR GOING TO BRAZIL
AND YOUR GONNA FEEL PAIN!
Alakazam by Subtochaoticcoops February 7, 2023
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