AllShort

A person who talks in insane Facebook (okay, more like Myspace level) speech. They often use random symbols for no reason, abbreviate random words, include rambling and personal stat-ii, and make you want to punch them.

AllShort: y cant u just stop wasting ur precious time on thinkin up shit on me tht isnt true n do sumthin more valuable. i didnt do $hit to u, so stfu about me b4 i snap

music starts playin lik da end of a sad movie. It's da kinda endin u rly dont wanna c cuz its a tragedy n it'll only bring you down. Now i dont no wat 2 be w/o u around.. n we no its nvr simple, nvr easy, nvr a clean break, no1 here 2 save me.. ur da only thing i no lik da back of my hand n i cant breathe w/o u

ok mother stop givin out information. if ppl wanna make it in the business.. they'll work fo rhte information liek i did. u said u wont. AND NOW UR GIVING OUT INFO BOUT SHIT FOR RYAN SEACREST!? JUST STOP! UGH! STOP HELPING WANNABE'S! ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by LOLUMADBRO November 10, 2010

clitoris allsorts

The dilemma of having to choose between a selection of sweet looking pussies.

Rick went to the Navy orgy and was blown away at the bevy of vacant pussy on show. Man, that was some Clitoris Allsorts show!

by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

Licorice Allsorts

Literally - Liquorice allsorts (also spelled licorice allsorts) consist of a variety of liquorice candies sold as a mixture. These confections are made of liquorice, sugar, coconut, aniseed jelly, fruit flavourings, and gelatine

Alternately - A phrase used to describe somthing that has many different varieties and assortments.

I went to the store yesterday to buy apples and they had licorice allsorts to choose from.

by S. Jade February 19, 2009

Liquorice Allsorts

(Adjective) a phrase used to describe a person who struggles to make decisions. It is also used to describe someone who is in an alter mind state.

I was in liquorice allsorts in the supermarket today when I couldn’t decide whether to get burritos or tacos.
Those guys at the party last night were in liquorice allsorts

by candieman January 7, 2011

AllSport©

AllSport© could be a new league of athletes where anyone can try out & play regardless of gender/sex. Rather than force male or female leagues to accept people who are not actually female or male but living as them to be on the team, why not create a new league that allows anyone to play. That way everyone can be on a team or in a sport.

The other league that could be created could be TranSport© That way there are many leagues: Male, Female, AllSport and Trans. Everyone can play now!

AllSport© league allows people to try out & play a sport based on their weight class, height and skill level. Nothing else matters. Play hard, play fair!

by Damiana00 September 22, 2022

liquorice allsorts

assorted tasty liquorice sweeties :D

hmm you got liquorice allsorts there? GIVE SOME NOW!!!1 bitch

by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005

Allsortzah shit

to do allsortzah shit is to do a lot of things at once, in other words this basically means to "multitask".

Donald: hey man, what are you up to?
Dilld: I'm doin' allsortzah shit!
Donald: you doin' allsortzah shit?
Dilld: yeah man, I'm doin' allsortzah shit!
Donald: I see, I see; see that J.I. he doin' allsortzah shit!
James B. Inthell: yes he is...

by Nriya October 5, 2007