AllShort

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A person who talks in insane Facebook (okay, more like Myspace level) speech. They often use random symbols for no reason, abbreviate random words, include rambling and personal stat-ii, and make you want to punch them.

AllShort: y cant u just stop wasting ur precious time on thinkin up shit on me tht isnt true n do sumthin more valuable. i didnt do $hit to u, so stfu about me b4 i snap

music starts playin lik da end of a sad movie. It's da kinda endin u rly dont wanna c cuz its a tragedy n it'll only bring you down. Now i dont no wat 2 be w/o u around.. n we no its nvr simple, nvr easy, nvr a clean break, no1 here 2 save me.. ur da only thing i no lik da back of my hand n i cant breathe w/o u

ok mother stop givin out information. if ppl wanna make it in the business.. they'll work fo rhte information liek i did. u said u wont. AND NOW UR GIVING OUT INFO BOUT SHIT FOR RYAN SEACREST!? JUST STOP! UGH! STOP HELPING WANNABE'S! ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AllShort by LOLUMADBRO November 10, 2010

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clitoris allsorts

The dilemma of having to choose between a selection of sweet looking pussies.

Rick went to the Navy orgy and was blown away at the bevy of vacant pussy on show. Man, that was some Clitoris Allsorts show!

clitoris allsorts by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

Licorice Allsorts

Literally - Liquorice allsorts (also spelled licorice allsorts) consist of a variety of liquorice candies sold as a mixture. These confections are made of liquorice, sugar, coconut, aniseed jelly, fruit flavourings, and gelatine

Alternately - A phrase used to describe somthing that has many different varieties and assortments.

I went to the store yesterday to buy apples and they had licorice allsorts to choose from.

Licorice Allsorts by S. Jade February 19, 2009

Liquorice Allsorts

(Adjective) a phrase used to describe a person who struggles to make decisions. It is also used to describe someone who is in an alter mind state.

I was in liquorice allsorts in the supermarket today when I couldn’t decide whether to get burritos or tacos.
Those guys at the party last night were in liquorice allsorts

Liquorice Allsorts by candieman January 7, 2011

AllSport©

AllSport© could be a new league of athletes where anyone can try out & play regardless of gender/sex. Rather than force male or female leagues to accept people who are not actually female or male but living as them to be on the team, why not create a new league that allows anyone to play. That way everyone can be on a team or in a sport.

The other league that could be created could be TranSport© That way there are many leagues: Male, Female, AllSport and Trans. Everyone can play now!

AllSport© league allows people to try out & play a sport based on their weight class, height and skill level. Nothing else matters. Play hard, play fair!

AllSport© by Damiana00 September 22, 2022

liquorice allsorts

assorted tasty liquorice sweeties :D

hmm you got liquorice allsorts there? GIVE SOME NOW!!!1 bitch

liquorice allsorts by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005

Allsortzah shit

to do allsortzah shit is to do a lot of things at once, in other words this basically means to "multitask".

Donald: hey man, what are you up to?
Dilld: I'm doin' allsortzah shit!
Donald: you doin' allsortzah shit?
Dilld: yeah man, I'm doin' allsortzah shit!
Donald: I see, I see; see that J.I. he doin' allsortzah shit!
James B. Inthell: yes he is...

Allsortzah shit by Nriya October 5, 2007

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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