Alienboys

ali the alien is a guy who will simp for noodle haired guys and loves to eat donuts and macarons they are also obsessed with miraculous ladybug and every guy they see they get kilig

dude 1: who’s that boy over there
dude 2: it’s just the alien boy seeing a cute guy
dude 1: why is he called Alienboys
dude 2: because he’s weird and looks funny

Alienboys by rom5339 April 30, 2021

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Alienosexual

When you endure immense disappointment after your failed romantic experiences, so you end up losing interest in humans altogether and, consequently, resort to aliens.

“I can’t believe he did that to you!” Said Meryl to her sobbing friend.
“That’s it. Humans fucking suck. I’m alienosexual now.”

Alienosexual by Ría April 15, 2020

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Alienboys • Alien Body Syndrome • Alexboys • Alienosexual • alienposting • alien boogie • alien bastard • alien bod • alien house • Allen boy

Alexboys

A saying about a lan party legend. Said in context of a joke or gesture.

Alexboys!, Oh Alexboys!

Alexboys by Greg Pooms January 11, 2009

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alienposting

Alienposting is a term used for posting images of animals, such as household pets, that have been purposefully poorly photoshopped to be green with horns. The most popular examples are Geeble and "Boy why you so gnarp gnap👽". These animals are also sometimes posted under indecipherable text, which is presumed to be some sort of alien language.

Mark: Hey, Bob, have you heard of alienposting?

Bob: No, whats that?

Mark: Its basically taking a picture of an animal and turning it green.

Bob:... That sounds stupid.

Mark: Shut up.

alienposting by xX_JuiceBox26_Xx December 10, 2023

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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